Next time you feel your irritation rising, don’t swallow it back down: just do things the Italian way and give a hearty “Porca miseria!”

For god’s sake, what are you doing?!

Bloody hell, it’s freezing!
And like that phrase, porca miseria is relatively mild – definitely not to be confused with porca troia or porca puttana, which serve the same purpose but, substituting ‘poverty’ for some unsavoury terms for women, are a lot more vulgar.